RT if you think @Twitter should make Santa Claus in time for Christmas!!! #AlliWantForChristmasIsALittleBlueTick

☆☆☆ WOW!!! TODAY THERE IS ONLY 3 WEEKS UNTIL CHRISTMAS DAY!! ☆☆☆ #JingleBellsJingleBells 🎅🎁🎄⛄️

Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today! That’s 8 years in a row now...

I won't be happy unless Apple replaces Siri's voice with Morgan Freeman's.

Some people need a high five... in the face ... with a chair.

Playing with new bigger toy mmmmmm

Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.

I’m in shape. Unfortunately that shape is a potato.

You can't spell A-W-E-S-O-M-E without ME.

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I do like the scottish sausage mmmmm, im ready. For my second portion......... hope I can walk tomorrow xxxx

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#WIN a LUSH Toucan Love Gift Set. To ENTER FOLLOW Sophie then RETWEET! T&Cs >> bit.ly/1cVFkAk RT!

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I’d like to #EnjoyMoreWater and win a Robinsons glass