Stranger Things is a little unrealistic

Merry Christmas soupcaroline 🥣

Hello

I’d not only like to the God, but Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior too

I still dont understand how this isn’t bigger news. Everything about this is RIDICULOUS

I hate Penn State but could I please put $100,000 on the Nittany Lions

Update: he got someone fired

1,000,000 impressions on a single tweet. My job here is done.

Found in the work bathroom… How do you get poop HERE?!

The F Train reminds me a lot of a Keurig. You know it’s working the right way and you’ll get the result you want, but there are some hella weird noises it makes on that journey

You would think the nyc subway system could hold an express train for 30 seconds when it is about to leave as local train pulls up to the same spot🙄

“Spins you can’t make it to level 11,000” Bet.

HOW IN THE WORLD IS EVERY SINGLE CVS Pharmacy CVS Health IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA TOTALLY OUT OF ADDERALL?!?! “We all use the same wholesaler” WELL MAYBE DONT!!!!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS A 3 YEAR OLD COULD MANAGE THIS BUSINESS BETTER

Halfway there

Palm Sunday is a great reminder that the Jews killed Christ

Person next to me has been on FaceTime for the last hour with no headphones and full volume 😍

These people vote

Me after coffee and nicotine in the morning.

Selling tickets on StubHub for tonight’s Knicks game and my active listing isn’t showing on the site when there are tickets listed for more $ than mine?!?!?!