I just filed Articles of Impeachment on President Joe Biden.

Happy Texas Independence Day! 🐻 #GodBlessTexas #TexasIndependenceDay #TexasIndependence #LoneStarState

Nobody puts baby in a situational comedy staring Rob Schneider 🇺🇸... 🐻

This is gonna cost ya!!! 🐻

If you want to #tipjar me, please don’t hesitate to do so as I’m not opposed to receiving free moneyz…

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STAES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

Kamala Harris Visits Tomb Of Unknown Soldier To Tell Him To Enjoy The Long Weekend babylonbee.com/news/kamala-ha…

With all the shit-talking I do, I’m surprised every morning I’m still not banned from this platform! 🐻

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Really thought #Bezos & the #BlueOrigin would’ve been scooped up by the mothership after being stranded on earth all these centuries.

Looks like a celebrity status doesn’t prevent the ‘rona…. #TheEmmys thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/double…

Apparently spelling is not high on the minimum requirements for employment…. 🐻 #McDonalds

#Dontcaliforniamytexas

Dems want the tax records of a man that was wealthy before he went into office but won’t release their own tax records after they made million$ while in office… 🐻 #MAGA

You’re freggin’ fired, dude…. 🐻 #JamesWebbSpaceTelescope

Ordered a ‘Hot & Ready’ pizza & crazy combo via the app and walked in 10 minutes later but told they won’t make it for another 20 minutes. Meanwhile other customers walk in & order the same thing and walk right out with their order. Totally deleting this app!

🐻 #spotifyexodus #Spotifydeleted

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What’s up with Facebook? 🐻

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