Me coming to the thought of "why am I able to provide the love my children need, but wasn't good enough to receive that love myself" made me cry at a table of strangers. Damn.

Harry walked into the salon and said “give me the Travis”

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

being a taylor swift fan is so embarrassing wdym i watched a fuckass live stream for 3 hours in anticipation of an album announcement because twitter user leah13taylorsversion did a calculus equation to determine there would be an announcement today only for nothing to happen

"david tennant has been casted in-"

Two of the world's leading neurosurgeon's in one photo.

i’m a girl... of course i shower in boiling hot water

me when I can hear people chewing:

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

Between being a swiftie and being a member of the skeleton clique, the lore, teasers, Easter eggs and hidden messages that have been YEARS in the making are too much for my brain to comprehend. Taylor Swift Taylor Nation twenty one pilots josh dun tyler jøseph

they would’ve found out what’s going on with kate middleton

But maybe the real eclipse is the friends we made along the way

My Clancy vinyl is coming FedEx so I can guarantee it'll either be damaged or left in front of my garage 😫

“This is going to ruin the tour,” I whisper when my PTO request gets denied

My three year old saying goodnight at bedtime: Goodnight to Mommy And Daddy And Grandma And Grandpa And NaNa And Papa And Taylor Swift Taylor Nation Taylor Swift

I mean... Joe Exotic is a democrat. Now is his time to shine.

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming