what if trumps mom just sold him to one direction

My 5 year plan is to LMFAO :)

took a hit of my dab pen while giving my cat nip…. this is what 25 is all about

i wish i knew how to do a backflip bc if i did i would do one rn

“If you read this, you are gay L-M-A-O.”

A young black man was found hanging from a tree at Delta State University TODAY. Where the fuck is the public outrage for him????????? Trey Reed was his name.

me last night deciding to apply to UPenn

“The abortion is murder!” to “Why do I have to help you feed your kid? You shouldn’t have had them!” pipeline

and i was the one streamed traitor 381,128,540 of those times 😴

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

If you’re “pro-life” and siding with ICE after they tear gassed a 6 month old baby, you’re not fucking pro-life

i am sexy by default so when i am chopped, it is by choice. chopped by choice

feeling monkey covering eyes emoji af right now

gonna throw up

Zohran launched $30/hr snow-shoveling jobs with $45/hr overtime, and Republicans mocked him. Not only were sidewalks completely cleared within a day, but he did exactly what taxes are intended to do: take taxpayer money and invest it in people while producing results that

11 years ago today, Zayn left One Direction.