Jessica Farrington (@mrsjfazz) 's Twitter Profile
Jessica Farrington

@mrsjfazz

Wife/Mum 💁🏻‍♀️ Disclaimer: I tweet about Real Housewives, crafting, my kids, my husband and general things that disgruntle me A LOT.

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calendar_today18-01-2022 07:14:15

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I hope all those in the media blasting Kate Middleton feel like utter twats now. While she was recovering from surgery, processing a cancer diagnosis & explaining it to her 3 babies, she had to deal with strangers wanting to know her business for no other reason than to gossip.

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How does Denise Welch logic work?! If my husband couldnt work from home, I would be unable to do my job nursing in the hospital during to childcare. I wouldn't even be able to afford to, ironically! Therefore there'd be even LESS workers out there... well done Stacey Solomon

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I hate when housewives get ohysical, but this was me when Danielle Cabral finally gave Jennifer Aydin what she has been deserving of for YEARS!!!! You asked for it, you got it! 👏🏻 #RHONJ

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Someone remind Gina’s Ugly Nose that she gave Shannon Storms Beador HELL for kicking her whilst she was down the past few seasons for her DUI. Yet here she is going in on Jennifer Pedranti whilst she's at rock bottom. So uncomfortable watching. So nasty. #RHOC

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Gina & Emily laughing at Jennifer Pedranti and calling her 'Malibu Broke Barbie', as if they don't have money because of their (ex) husbands... or through their husband's inherited wealth... ooookay... #RHOC

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A woman dressed as a 90s fibre optic lamp and now a smurf with a ginger beard singing in the middle of a gigantic fruit bowl... Someone was clearly on acid planning this Olympics opening ceremony! #OlympicGames

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It's an absolute joke renting with Linley & Simpson - 3 weeks have gone by since 1st break in. NOTHING has been done to fix the lock and here they are trying to break in again this morning. Clearly dont give a shit about tenant safety! #Rent #Rental #Housing #PrivateRenting

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Sorry (not sorry), but it's time for Teresa Giudice to go. Over the years she's become colder and meaner and more calculated, making the series so dark... A whole entire different human to seasons 1/2 Teresa. Just not fun anymore. AND Louie is a fucking creep. #RHONJ

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As a seasoned Gin drinker, I have to say, Ryan Reynolds knocked it out the distillery with this one. Great gimmick, but incredible taste! #AviationGin #Deadpool #DeadpoolWolverine

As a seasoned Gin drinker, I have to say, <a href="/VancityReynolds/">Ryan Reynolds</a> knocked it out the distillery with this one.
Great gimmick, but incredible taste! #AviationGin #Deadpool #DeadpoolWolverine
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Well. #RHONJ reunion was a waste of time... Fed up of big gob Jennifer Aydin... Literally a 15 year old high school mean girl stuck in a miserable 47 year olds body. #TheresAReasonYourHusbandSleepsInThePoolHouse

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Hang on... John Janssen wants money from Shannon Storms Beador - she ends up giving him what he wants after threats of this video coming out... isn't that blackmail? Isn't that a crime? He and Alexis should he sued now, right? #RHOC

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Omg just read a post about brining Drita Davanzo into #RHONJ and on behalf of all 'wives fans, I'm gonna say that this HAS to happen. Andy Cohen - you know what to do. DONT MESS THIS UP.

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#LesaMilan was right! #CarolineStanbury (even though misspelt) WAS in the #Epstein notebook! Page 52. You're welcome. Let's discuss... #RealHousewives #RHODubai Real Housewives #RealHousewivesofDubai justice.gov/opa/pr/attorne…

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In memory of #KimWoodburn, and the legendary "don't start with me" top that I subsequently left in the hotel room 😫 May the iconic word "ADULTERER" ring through the universe forevermore... #Icon #Legend

In memory of #KimWoodburn, and the legendary "don't start with me" top that I subsequently left in the hotel room 😫 
May the iconic word "ADULTERER" ring through the universe forevermore...
#Icon #Legend