"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

The ones with actual powers?

a band of makeup on the floor but i’m using you for grilled shrimp, ok

Tell Cersei it was me

U wouldn’t understand it

“Josh is Done” is one of the best episodes in the series

Nigga went outside and shot everything but the neighbors

incredible thoughts are being thought around the world

when i was younger i thought Rihanna had actually killed some people and it didn’t help when i saw the Man Down video. i thought she was a criminal at large and nobody cared because she was sexy 😭

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

“When are you going to cook for me?”

Iroh let Zuko take his time with redemption but as soon as he saw this dumbass in a room with a chained up Appa he had to speed it up before Aang puts both of them underground im crying 😂😂

got to the office printer and realized i forgot to hit print on my laptop

3 lemons?

*i’m not picky* me after seeing the menu

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept

WHICH HALF YOU WANT, TINA SNOW ?

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself