We’ve been through this about 100 times. Craig Fairbrass - there is no other option.

I’d like to say to Emily, “If you think that, I have a bridge to sell you,” but I recall that Johnson, when he was mayor, already sold her a bridge for £40 million. I think it had a garden on it.

Fu Manchu. “Evil Eye.” 1997. I posted this before and several of you told me to check out the movie: Over the Edge [1979] — and I just wanted to share that it’s now streaming on @tubi for free in hi def — smoke ‘em if you got ‘em 🙂‍↔️

Is this true??? Superb pub quiz question in years to come

Gregg Wallace’s media adviser revealed.

"We've crawled into Elon Musk's sphincter by mistake."

That Alexander off The Traitors was born for the little guest table on Saturday Kitchen. Bit of Countryfile. Radio 4 podcast about diplomacy. Celebrity Masterchef finalist. Housewives' favourite. Bag secured for a decade.

Every. Single. Word. Of this.

I said “Is that Johnny Rotten?” He said “I’ve only used it three times”

100% - Branston are the only beans.

A perfect story.

British / European political figures as characters from Rainbow: Bungle - Sir Keir Starmer Zippy - Nigel Farage George - Ed Miliband Geoffrey - Ursula von der Leyen youtube.com/watch?v=uhLxDa…

Fact of the Day: The F15 was first seen by the public on the 31st Feb 1926, with a wingspan of 800.85ft it was the largest fighter jet ever built by Boeing and came with twin 1.6ltr turbo diesel engines giving it a top speed of 7,175mph (Mack 8.0085) Photographed from a Canberra

What do we call this whole thing? Elongate?

Video of the Day: GR8 Harrier patrols the London Underground to assist Transport For London catching #FareDodgers as part of Operation Crusty Soapdodger and The War Against Ticket Slackers Every year Fare Dodging costs tax payers £800.85bil Filmed from a Canberra

Keir Starmer Meanwhile, this child can’t wish her father anything anymore.

strong ‘warm hearted Richard Curtis directed/James Graham scripted comedy drama set in ‘the britpop era’ starring S.Coogan and B. Mortimer as ‘a couple of middle aged Mancunian dreamers determined to dust off the guitars for a last shot at the big time’ energy from Z Starkey here

ALASTAIR CAMPBELL I find it truly astounding that you feel fit to comment at all.