STRAP IN AND HOLD ON TIGHT KIDS, DADDY'S CHECKING HIS EYESIGHT, YEEEEEEHAWWWWWW

I’ve got that table!!! I use it for boot fairs. I wonder if that’s the next thing he’s gonna do that we’ve all be told we can’t.

Do you think she married him for his humour and personality??

Watching Helm Dogg on Tour show on Go Faster Chris - he’s wearing red squinned hot pants and cowboy boots and I’ve never been more turned on!!

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What a time for the computer to stall!! Thank you very much for a fun evening chaps. Helm Dogg on Tour Go Faster Chris

Excited to see #lefty scum again! @Jonny_Baptists Josie Long Grace Petrie - happy to donate to 🇺🇦Pound Arts🇺🇦 for the fun evening ahead! X

My cat Sidney very confused during the vocoda machine song in the @Jonny_Baptists set! What was that noise?!?! Hahah

Been a busy day so time to kick back, so a bit of seeing and watch these two delights!

the fact the government have gicen wetherspoons a £48 million grant when the owner is literally a billionaire but won’t give a single £ to the performing arts/ live music industry is digusting

Wearing these masks makes it impossible to flirt on Tesco’s. Can’t see if they’ve got good teeth! #singlelife #WearAMask

Monday 17th August we'll have the gorgeous TEAM VIKING by James Rowland #Shedinburgh crowdfunder.co.uk/team-viking

Perks of working from home. Get to listen to and sing along full volume, to the Grease2.net soundtrack. Brett Goldstein -

Gonna watch @Jonny_Baptists tonight, streamed with @KomediaBath . I’ve even worked out how to hook up the laptop to the tv to make them bigger!! ‘Cause there can never be too much J&P in your life!

GONG! Our podcast is back gong! Making Paddy Happy - Oh Look It's Season TWO! Listen on Spotify or iTunes or any of the places. As ever this is free, but there's a second half to it via Patreon if you want to support us and get more! WE LOVE YOU. open.spotify.com/episode/716G39…

I cannot wait for this tonight. It is the best thing I’ve ever seen (sorry to everything and one else I’ve seen - some of you were fucking fantastic too)

This Sainsbury’s social media chap has a better grasp of reality than the best-paid columnists in the country. Kudos to Chris.

Can’t wait for this! Xx

I'm doing this in about 12 minutes! NOTTING HILL WATCHALONG with Josie Long! JOIN US!

This is going to be wonderful. Free to watch, this Friday, 7pm, come and help restore some civic pride with us!