I fucking HATE twitterers who only retweet other people's garbage. What's the friggin' point?

RT if you support offensive comedy! #SkankfestNYC #legionofskanks

#IStandwithErica... actually no, I don't. I stand on the line for the register conducive with the amount of items in my cart. And I bag my items as they are scanned.

Not many 90 second videos change how I view the world. But Charlie Munger arguing envy drives the world — not greed — certainly did:

I am sad... R.I.P. Pee-wee

- Attorney General Pamela Bondi FBI Director Kash Patel Donald J. Trump President Donald J. Trump WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DO THE JOB WE HIRED YOU TO DO? #AccountabilityNOW -

Retweet this post for a bonus upload of bloopers :-)

Easily offended people stay home #ImproveHalloweenIn5Words

Without gay men, fat girls would have no one to dance with at weddings~Roseanne

@ezlusztig Dan Savage Or maybe a bunch of people from California should move to Wyoming.

In memory of #MaryTylerMoore #MTM by fellow diabetes advocate m.youtube.com/watch?v=easTIb…

Current turmoil aside for a brief moment, how many people love that Dan Savage is RT Cole M. Sprouse ? #TAL328 (it's on my ipod!)

It's days like these where feminism can go suck a dick #SnowStorm

Anxiously awaiting comforting words from Anthony Cumia regarding the unfortunate passing of Bill Paxton

The more people retweet this the more likely it is that, despite having blocked Me, Joel Osteen will see God thinks he's a fucking asshole.

Catching up on Monday show. How are you surprised about the prego lady in the barrel when the 55gal drum challenge was inspired by the story? Anthony Cumia