Oh good left for swimming lessons without our swimming suits🤷‍♀️

Scarlett can’t eat supper yet because her unicorn needs to finish her math book. It’s for homework.

I joked to Silas that more than one kind of chips in the same bowl was a salad and now he requests chip salad regularly. 🥗

Me: Scarlett you didn’t eat much breakfast. Scarlett: Well, Barbie wasn’t very hungry so I’m not very hungry.

Kidz bop is life Mark Bloss

Sunday morning Zingo!

Scarlett tapped her fork on the table at dinner last night and asked me if I could tell what she was saying in Fork. I could t. It was a line from Bluey.

Me: Silas want to open this container? You can stab it with a knife. Silas: Yeah! I was born for this! Me: Silas: I was born to destroy!

Silas looking at a split cashew: whoa! Me: yeah, you should try it. It’s called a cashew. Silas: a cat shoe!?? Gross! No thanks.

Snow day shenanigans when it was my turn: Silas-“Look out! She IS a lot of woman!” You can just imagine my turn, I guess.

I got Mark Bloss a fancy knife for Xmas. We’re already running out of gauze….

Silas called onion rings “Funyuns for grownups” and he’s not wrong.

Acting is tough... However, teaching is like putting on 6 improv shows a day, where the audience talks and constantly interrupts you to use the bathroom and asks unrelated questions, and the audience has to pass a test at the end to ensure that they were paying attention.

Told my children I’d give them each a dollar if they slept in until 6:30 tomorrow morning. 🤞

These days as the weather warms, I send the kids outside in the morn to c if they want to wear shorts or pants. FYI, pants are now called “longs.”

Silas brought home a tree from school to plant. He said its name was Stella.

Silas: “When I grow up I’m not going to give the government my taxes. They can just have a garage sale or sell lemonade or something.”

My children now request a specialty known around here as hotdog quesadillas #chefskiss

Scarlett is wearing a brown tank top with a brown skirt: “Now I can pretend to be an orphan at recess!”

It’s a Flight of the Navigator morning over here !