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@mrsashleyeftink

I don’t like small talk. I don’t believe in the designated hitter. Anything in life worth doing, is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards.

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It is not my burden to carry when boomers can’t use their iPhones to their full potential. It is not my burden to carry when boomers can’t use their iPhones to their full potential. It is not my burden to carry when boomers can’t use their iPhones to their full potential.

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Tonite my son told me to take a deep breath and talk to God after I got annoyed at another driver on the road. So private Christian school is benefiting me a ton.

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The largest takeaway I’ve retained from this season of #VanderpumpRules is that I probably need to invest in a starry night projector.

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Tell me you’re a cardinal fan without telling me you’re a cardinal fan. I’ll go first. I will go to any other state and ppl can wear random MLB team apparel..no reaction. I see one Cubs hat in Illinois and have a physical reaction.

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Normalize food trucks having electric signs on them that say exactly where they’re going so you don’t waste too much time following them.

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My new car told me it needed an oil change. So I just told my husband during nap time I’m going to take it to get it serviced. And I did. I don’t even know who I am anymore. But that’s called growth people.

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True friends intentionally search different topics on TikTok so they can change their algorithms so they don’t send each other the same videos.

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I knew certain things in my 30s would annoy me, but I didn’t predict birds not coming to my new bird feeder being one of them.

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Being a mom is like being a tour guide daily in your own home. This is where it is. I will help you find that. It’s over there where it’s always been.

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Bama srat girls made such a big deal about the #BamaRushDoc and how it could end Greek life if it came out. Considering how much of a yawn this doc was, can someone else make one to uncover what the girls were so concerned would possibly come out?

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I’m with my mom and dad and we were talking about software updates, and how some people are so bad about updating their software and Dad goes “it’s just that it always changes something”.