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@mrsamandalyn
I was told there would be no math, she/her, weirdo for kindness and respect
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@TrashPandaJedi
Might be an actual Trash Panda, I sure behave like one. He/Him #twinja
Busty Shackleford
@gin__erso
The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen hag. Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Rick Healey is trying to dodge like spammers
@TwoToTheFifth
Hardcore gamer, dad, somehow 32_Footsteps on most Internet things. OG #twinja, but lazy about profile updating. he/him. @geographconcept's Internet dad.
Springtime Selina 🌷🌷
@selina3sticks
Litigator, native Atlantan, longtime VW driver, chief of staff for 1 daughter, a German shepherd and a large menacing cat. Insta: lawyergobblesbooks
Fanny Craddock's moist trifle
@Lil_KPop_Katze
building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Brown Rage
@the8o8
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Mal
@Malcontent79
Artist, multi-disciplinary. No autofollow but always fav pet pics. Strong believer in compassion. He/him https://t.co/fiWtnVZ01W
𝕁 back in TX for a bit
@0xKruzr
☘️&🐏. Connecting cancer researchers with technology. Politically: 🚰🌹 & 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇾🇪. ⛅: @checkwithscience.com
Ant Murdering She Devil
@ShelleyElwood
'food-motivated but still kind of uptight' sabre-toothed tiger teenbot Probably a human being. Amateur Candy Witch. Happy Color Profiteer. Pomeranian
A Boo 👻 Too Far; MS🐓
@CyborgBooBoo23
Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
Jennifer Gunter
@DrJenGunter
OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible. Menopause Manifesto. New book: Blood 🩸
mäther
@carlysintothat
I am not staring at you. I am a cyborg photographer. Just act natural.
Aspartame🙅🏼♀️
@D_St0ckIey
To all the dozens upon dozens of hunks and hottie-boom-bodies that are DMing me every day, consider this a notice to cease and desist inre: Jesus.
Jinxe
@jinxeptor
works at a museum. she/her.
Stangle’s Kid
@lisasaurstomp
hot garbage mouth. i have already seen the treadmill video you’re about to send me. free palestine 🇵🇸
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
@EllynDegenerate
Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Yoga is Canadian bc she vacations there 🇨🇦🇨🇦
@yogaACAB
menace to a billion fandoms; chaotic neutral; “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet.' -sm
Chuck E.
@EmDashPython
Free Palestine! Waiting for whatever outburst I make that gets me banned — Monty Python and Frank Zappa aficionado — I play a Bass VI and sing. RIP Dylan.
soul nate
@MNateShyamalan
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Buff Yoshimitsu™️
@Granddad_Sr
Header by @BloodQZ || Irony in the streets caring in the sheets. || #ABGPBG - Always Be Giving People Baked Goods || Gatekeep the fgc more.
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@naomiosaka
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olivia
@livstadler
undiagnosed genius @ostadz on insta
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@MonicaLewinsky
INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver • •@vanityfair contributor •rap song muse • ex-beret model •knitter•
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@fleurkenloathe
Dalmatian slave, training for transplant and wearing in a very firm pair of clogs.
Sammy Obeid
@SammyObeid
Math-comic, former teacher. Tour: Chicago 4/17-18, Toronto 4/19, Montreal 4/21, Ottawa 4/22, Hartford 4/23, Philly 4/24, NYC 4/26, Boston 4/28, ATL 4/29 | Tix:
GrumpySkeletor
@GrumpySkeletor
Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Lena Khalaf Tuffaha لينا خلف تفاحة
@LKTuffaha
Palestinian American. Poet. 2018 WA State Book Award Winner, WATER & SALT IG: @lenatuffaha
Editing TheGrayLady
@nyt_diff
🤖 highlighting changes to news on main page of @nytimes. By @j_e_d. Based on 💡 of @newsdiffs. 🔝 edits: https://t.co/tabi5vFptt
Lauren Windsor
@lawindsor
Documentary filmmaker: 'Gonzo for Democracy' Help fund it: https://t.co/inySMVdlpN Creator, reporting webshow #TheUndercurrent. ED, @AFVhq.
Ethan Embry
@EmbryEthan
Shit is getting weird out there (probably NSFW) https://t.co/O9RLPEIcuI
Patricia Lockwood
@TriciaLockwood
hardcore berenstain bare-it-all | [email protected]
danny devito’s bong water 🏴
@doriangayyy
actor/director/producer & cannabis educator 🔸 they/them
that’s my jamber
@Amberggggggg
Author of a rejected WikiHow article
dirt prince
@violinbee01
thinking deeply
NicholasG
@Dad_At_Law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *ᵗʷᵉᵉᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ ᵒᵖⁱⁿⁱᵒⁿˢ*
Drew Goins
@drewlgoins
@washingtonpost opinions
The Pocket Report
@ThePocketReport
Bringing you a sub par look at the news in a timely fashion. Send us tips securely on Signal 347.561.8493
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@innesmck
queer trans guy • video games programmer • long distance walker @[email protected] he/him
Eric Suarez, Esq.
@LawyerEricS
Partner & Immigration Attorney; twin dad; Miami-Dade College, Hopkins, & Maryland Law grad; suffering Marlins fan
The Britannica Dictionary
@EBDictionary
Formerly Merriam-Webster's Learners Dictionary. Follow us for Word of the Day, vocabulary quizzes, Ask the Editor articles, and more!
Dr. Lydia Bean
@LydiaBeanLee
Nonprofit leader, social scientist, author, and organizer. she/her/ella
yedoye
@yedoye_
comedian and social ecology enjoyer 🏴🏴🏴
Rosa DeLauro
@rosadelauro
Proud to represent CT-03 in Congress. Ranking Member of @AppropsDems. Italian-American, New Haven native, fierce advocate for a strong middle class.
Senator Tina Smith
@SenTinaSmith
Mom, wife, daughter, and loving but distracted friend. U.S. Senator for Minnesota. Prefers window seats, donuts and MN beer (all together when possible)
My Favorite Murder
@MyFavMurder
The original true crime comedy podcast hosted by Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark - part of the @exactlyright network. [email protected]
Jasmine Beach-Ferrara
@JBeachFerrara
North Carolinian, minister, county commissioner, organizer
Dog Solution
@DogSolutions
Gluten free dog solution. You can assured we proivde highes quality Dog & Solutions direct, dog free money fast, dog blockchain, dog cloud services, dog dot tv
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@JasonReynolds83
Stay updated with New York Times bestselling author Jason Reynolds
Min Jin Lee
@minjinlee11
National Book Award Finalist |Manhae Grand Prize for Literature | Guggenheim & Radcliffe Fellow | 💻 American Hagwon |@minjinlee.bsky.social |🧵& IG @lee_minjin
Sean Perryman
@SeanPerrymanVA
Lawyer, activist, and policy expert. Views are my own.
Jessica McCabe
@HowtoADHD
Building a toolbox of techniques for tackling ADHD. Learn to work with your brain, not against it 🙃 she/her
Adam Jentleson
@AJentleson
Senior Advisor, Senator John Fetterman | Former Fetterman COS, Harry Reid Deputy COS | Author, Kill Switch @LiverightPub | Against fascism | 90s dad
Polyamorous Tantric Sex Guru
@tantricsex_guru
The official twitter of the 'polyamorous tantric sex guru'. Craig Ivey, at your service!
Jeff Sites for Congress
@Sites4Congress
Dad and Army Veteran. Former Congressional Candidate in #OH04.
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@ValarMorDollars
Same name, everywhere. Founder & co-host, @Roomies_Movies, @LCCCrossing, @NerdgasmNoire, @TheBrollPodcast & Missives from the Underground https://t.co/UUKvzildeM
Zoie Clarise Sheets, MD, MPH
@ZoieSheets
PGY-1 at @UChicagoMedPeds. @DocsWith Advisory Committee. Aiming to make healthcare accessible, for patients & providers alike. #DocsWithDisabilities she/they
abby govindan
@abbygov
mgmt: [email protected] personal:agovindan97@gmail | i reply to DMs on passes | #sagstrong
Lila Byock
@LByock
Find me on bsky or anywhere but here
Aldarico Velasco
@aldaricojr
Digital Nurse at University Hospitals of Derby and Burton NHS Foundation Trust, NHS HEE Topol Digital Fellow 🏳️🌈
Jon Stewart
@jonstewart
Robin Hood
@robinhood
Home of the World Wide Robin Hood Society, based in the heart of Sherwood, Nottingham, England. Keeping the legend alive
Jesse D Lifson
@DoYouEvenLif
Crafting visual spells with my lens, where nature’s serene magic meets the moon's quiet mystery. I often walk into unexpected realms. 🌖
Jill Biden
@FLOTUS
First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
@clapifyoulikeme
Lesbian consultant. Cats (2019) fancier. Banned in Britain. A good argument, just miles outside the scope. She/her. Same @ everywhere.
Karine Jean-Pierre
@PressSec
35th White House Press Secretary
Amanda Gorman
@TheAmandaGorman
Poet
President Biden
@POTUS
46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Douglas Emhoff
@SecondGentleman
Second Gentleman of the United States. Devoted dad. Proud husband to @VP Kamala Harris.
Rep. Jason Crow
@RepJasonCrow
Dad. Little League Baseball Coach. Army Ranger. Westerner & Whiskey Enthusiast. Congressman Serving CO-06. 🏔
Kristin Hopkins
@kristinbhopkins
Hebrews 10:35-36 | Entertainment attorney | Broadway connoisseur | AKA 💕💚