I see Nihil has been practicing eating. It must be difficult for him with his…condition.

Thinking about taking a vacation to San Diego.

I’ve got a lot of work to do.

Who will be there?

Wishing everyone a Happy Pride Month from the Ministry.

That’s quite a view from the spire. Alt description provided.

Taints will be tickled.

Tomorrow at 9AM PT. youtu.be/NJx--9-mQis #thebandghost #chapter12 #ghostgoeshollywood #imperaunholyvestments

Or do they?

#GhostWorldDomination has a nice ring to it.

What did you think about the performance, children?

He still has so much to learn about being a Papa.

Alexa play Beware of Ghouls

Do you prefer Papa Nihil B.C. (Before Croaking), or A.D. (After Death)?

No, thank you.

Do not give him any attention. Kindly froque off, Father Defroque.

We wish to inform you… I cannot listen to Father Jim Defroque prattle on for half an hour. What a waste of time. Please continue to ignore him, or you’ll see MORE of Defroque…