New music to dip your fists in liquid nitrogen and punch the nearest vending machine to @ chantillion.bandcamp.com

mrspaintbrush.bandcamp.com/track/the-lege…

Toughest Solo-Thanksgiving dinner decision: Which stuffed animal earned the role of "Goth Niece", and which gets "Racist Grandpa".

Height Zone World 77 w/ MRS.PAINTBRUSH. Art by @mikerileycomics. splicetoday.com/music/splice-p…

Why order Domino's Pizza when you could just eat margarine-smeared junk mail out of the kitchen trash can?

Brand new Eostre Jam now available @ mrspaintbrush.bandcamp.com

Leg two of the rap round robin tour starts tonight at Suzie's in Youngstown, OH. MRS.PAINTBRUSH and @thenameismister... Stand Up!

.MRS.PAINTBRUSH going IN

My Tweet game is #petrifiedgarbage . I apologize. I put up a new jam : mrspaintbrush.bandcamp.com/album/piano-ma…

We're all new with a special back to back 2 part show on Pittsburgh's #GrandBuffet check it: MRS.PAINTBRUSH soundcloud.com/thehouselistpo…

If you can't flip a random handful from your pewter dragon figurine collection into $10,000 by 2pm; don't even breath near me.

Just dropped a track from the new quartet. chantillion.bandcamp.com/releases

Viewing the Total Solar Eclipse with Terminator X sunglasses will not prevent severe eye damage; but it's a VERY cool way to go blind.

Underground iPad Rock hot off the press for my M.F. Birthday! mrspaintbrush.bandcamp.com/album/body-whe…

OMG! Shockwave, of #TRANSFORMERS fame, totally just "checked me out" as I waited in line with my Grandmother at Safeway. Should I be flattered? terrified?

Your Grandfather slow-sipped a big rubber pee-pee while 38 Special's "Caught Up In You" played at minimum volume. My Grandfather had the molten vinyl of "Extreme Aggression" by KREATOR poured directly into his ears.

Me: Siri, find “Raver Yosemite Sam” images Siri: Sorry, no images fit that description Me: Siri, engage self-destruct mode.

The next time you're in a heated argument that you'd like to wrap up, yell "J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say", and flip an imaginary piano.

FM Gold 4 tales untold, hot of the press from Chantillion chantillion.bandcamp.com/track/crows-87

It's kind of mind-blowing, but when you filter "sports" & "politics" out of Google's search parameters; the most searched phrase of the past decade continues to be "Jim J. Bullock net worth".