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On a scale of stalker to friendly Twitter neighbor, is it weird to follow someone you went to high school with but have talked to them literally since high school?? Asking for a friend 🙃

Seems like I make Twitter a trend in my life for exactly a week every two years🤣

For the 3rd time today I’ve refilled my tea with milk🙄

It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and I don’t know what to get myself

Breaking up with someone your not in a relationship with is almost harder because you’ll miss the friendship the most.

Nothin gives you more anxiety than 30+ kids running around in the kids section at McDonald’s 😰

Shout out to the 6 kids coughing on all of the drink machines, straws and lids. #fluseason #wheresyourparents

More hyped for the puppy bowl than the super bowl 🐾 #puppybowl2018

I’m crying and it’s stupid

Glass half full? Half empty? Either way there’s water in the cup. Stop complaining and keep on going🤷🏼‍♀️

Trying to figure out if someone’s THE ONE or just ANOTHER ONE is the most complicated thing in the world.

Save money? Or buy new bathing suits for spring break..?? Hmm...🤔

That moment you see Gus Caleb Smyrnios❌ on tinder 😂❤️👅

If it’s this nice enough outside tomorrow I’m callin for a beach day☀️

Me and Katie Lynn Waring always get the sketchiest Uber drivers 😬😂

I think my worst fear is getting into a car accident and the cops judging me for all the fastfood bags in my car #SorryNotSorry #fatassprobs

Cardio is dancing to copperhead road at 2 am at newbys 🤷🏼‍♀️😅