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@mrryansantos

🫠 don’t hassle me, I’m local / over prepared & under dressed / I might just be fine if I lost my mind / wabi sabi papi occteau.com

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calendar_today06-07-2009 23:53:04

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so few democrats can hear criticism from leftists and ask "what can we do to be in coalition with you?" it's always "get in line or die. vote for us or die. submit or you're going to be deported/killed/oppressed by the orange man, and *then* you'll have something to cry about!"

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When they began to say "sandos," I did not speak up. When they turned caeser salad into "cae-sal," I pretended it wasn't happening. But I have to draw the line at "noods."

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I think this discourse may have fully broken me, my brain, all hope for humans, and any desire to look at the internet.

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Not many people know this but Dill was in the middle of filming a line, got off his board and took this photo before finishing the line.

Not many people know this but Dill was in the middle of filming a line, got off his board and took this photo before finishing the line.
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It’s amazingly dumb that a subscription to the New York Times cooking app doesn’t allow access to nytime cooking articles, often directly linked in the recipe in the app.