this white boy is munching on a beef n cheddar for dinner. Any problems, concerns, comments? Didn’t think so

Saturday agenda: take the ex wife to millers and show her how many pitchers of miller lite I can drink (high score is 3) and have her drive me home

Moving day at the masters, Tennessee’s QB who I couldn’t pronounce his last name is transferring, fillets are marinating Never kill yourself

Care if a white boy has a night?

planning on ubering tonight instead of drunk driving. No more love or passion for the game #ChangedMan

JAZZ CHISHOLM’S DERBY STATS: 8 taken pitches 🔥🔥🔥 3 HR 🤯🤯🤯 24 GIDP 🥶🥶🥶 17 Pop outs to the deep infield 🫣🫣🫣 MUST WATCH TELEVISION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

just got home at 2am stone cold sober post grad has changed me

hungover with bed head in the gym and zero women to look at this kids got heart on a Sunday afternoon

No pain in life is worse than finding out the girl u fumbled says the n word

Gator is officially out of his sophomore (graduated) slump

Forced to drive through 3 school zones on the way to the job daily. Makes me understand 2014 AP more and more daily Sorry for dropping the J word

yea that’ll play

A tradition like no other #SpotTheBall

Things that rock: -Older sister’s hot friends -Stranger calling you boss -Long drinks on the links -Getting a semi driver to honk on the highway -Baked Potatoes missed any?

The Yankee Report Funniest shit I’ve seen all month🤣🤣. Your fiancé has more career “knocks”than you 🤦‍♂️ Jazz Chisholm Jr

Massive respect to the camera man for getting the shocking moment at the 15 second mark 😭

Don’t let this Iran news detour you away from the fact that MLB The Show drops in less than 2 weeks #Iran #Xbox #LiberalPropaganda

Chicken sandwich, southbound to sunshine state, if you need me don’t

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

Most dangerous thing in this world is not a nuclear bomb or global pandemic It’s a minority in a shitty old Japanese manufactured car