bf109: aha! I shall attack this Lancaster bomber from behind, no one will stand in my way! the rear gunner:

there can be only one

I've been listening to them all day wtf every Molchat Doma fan is psychically linked and we all start listening to it at the same moment across the world

THIS GAME NEEDS A HERO!

It's my birthday today 🕯 ⚰ 🕯

Homer is that you

Jalapeños are crazy fr ate a jalapeño pizza and now my piss feels spicy 🥵🌶️🔥

I'm on it

holy shit.

Woke up to this 🇬🇷 ⛵

Imagine fent here 💉 🇬🇷 ⛰️

I've been tracking you for 2 days now. You're good, but you can't run forever, Isaiah Nichols.

I know a lot of CEOs and influential people and I don't even have LinkedIn

I can't with my coworkers man. I clock out and they call me over saying "we need your help!" and then show me this shi. Like bro what do you want ME to do about it?! 😭 💀 I'm IT how am I supposed to flip a tractor by myself 🚜

Guess who's the birthday boy today 🎊🎂🥳

My bro did this once with OJ while on call with the webcam on. Put his nuts in the glass and said he can't detect shit. Now he wants to try it with watermelon bc orange "isn't sweet enough".

Happy new year I'm drinking the

Happy new year fellas