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Did he mean to say he would appoint him to his drinks cabinet?

JD Vance.

Don't worry if you didn't get the GCSE results you hoped for. You're on Twitter, which means you're old and it happened ages ago.

“i’M aN aLpHa MaLe” No, you’re not. You’re a chinless prick from Luton.

Bloody hell, what is he 5?who even talks like that.

If anyone was ever confused

Ukraine. Our land. Given by God. Kissed by the sun. Rocked by the winds. Tempered by fire. Defended by its sons and daughters. It cannot be mistaken for anything else. It can never be given away to anyone. Happy Independence Day of Ukraine!

realest tweet ever.

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Let them. If it takes a 1p increase on the higher rate of income tax to get public services funded again, or a reversal of the 4p decrease in NI that was supposed to change the polls (and didn’t), to start fixing the mess of the past 14 years, then I’ll be quite happy to

And just to reinforce the above.

I found more words.

Fr Calvin Robinson The UK isn't a railway station so it's not necessary to announce departures. That said, enjoy your time as a migrant

Just on the four-day working week proposal from Labour, it's worth noting successive Conservative-led governments spent millions on tax-free childcare vouchers to help parents with the spiraling cost of putting their children through nursery. Without spending a penny of

Theo Usherwood Really trying hard to find the silver linings aren’t you? When the economy is Apparantly front and Centre of this Labour governments agenda. We’ve seen them attack the hospitality industry with the smoking ban, and now looking at a 4 day week. Tell me why this is good for the

This feels unlikely, but here goes: Would anyone with Oasis tickets consider swapping them for a portrait of Margaret Thatcher?

Alex - Getting calmer now Tories have gone. The Bell End would be my guess.

And? Jimmy Savile hid his monstrous crimes behind the thin veneer of charity work, Ted Bundy volunteered at a suicide helpline while murdering women across the country, and Pablo Escobar built schools and football fields with blood money. Hell, even Hitler loved dogs and funded

£15 billion. theguardian.com/politics/artic…

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