...Thwanty-hoh. Huhmnee Huhhee.

Hwanhee fife... Huhh... Huhhhhhhhhhhhhh- Huhhhhhhheeeeee huhhhhhheeeeee.

............ ... ... *passes out due to lack of oxygen*

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- HWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Agh. What a bright place. Is this heaven?

Ahahahahah. Nope. I'm still kicking. But. I was choking. Only way to save a choking person is via CPR. ohgodIhopeitwasn'tabulkybigdude

BUT I BEAT YOU, PYRRHA. I DID THIRTY FIVE BEFORE I BLACKED OUT DUE TO ASPHYIXIATION-

Hah.... oh my god did I really just almost die three times trying to beat Pyrrha in eating gosh darned MARSHMALLOWS

Wait. Is no one gonna tell me who did the entire mouth-to-mouth, CPR shenanigans-

Oh well, I suppose that it /was/ indeed a burly, hairy man that had a previous past as a lifeguard and kissed my mout- *fountain of vomit*

...What is going on? Was I in a coma after the Marshmallow incident?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm sure that my blood sugar is at an exceptional rate right now.

Meh meh meh meh~

How many M&M's are in this jar? *Pours them all into my mouth* Wehh, nohw it's cero.

WHY WHAT HOW

Um. Shoot.

How does one "catch these hands"?

Oh noooooo.