When the market is red, buy a jetpack, grab some $CJ coin, and touch the sky, not grass. Y'all still walking?

Big Smoke comes home to find his wife in bed with his close homie, so he arranges the hit. His wife says, "That was a bit silly... carry on like that and you'll have no homies left." $CJ

What do you call an Italian hooker? A pasta-tute. $CJ

Throwback to my meeting with Escobar back in 86'. I couldn't believe how much white there was on his island.. He even had a pet polar bear! $CJ

Sometimes I feel like I should be contributing more to society, then I remember fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round and I know I'm doing my part. $CJ

I am throwing a broad party in Space... my Crypto Friends and Grove Street will help me planet. $CJ

I said, "Snoop, no need for the umbrella, dawg. This is Sunny San Andreas!" He said, "Homie, we got Lil Wayne outside." $CJ

Inflation's the only reason it costs so much to put air in our tires, homie. $CJ

I see a lot of people on my TL saying "Hat Stays On." You'll be pleased to know my "Shutters Stay Green." Grove Street, baby! $CJ

I have to be the most fυcкable and esoteric lobster at the pond rn $CJ

Mfs be like I did 95 hours this week, congratulations mf go buy a new back and some more $CJ

Morning, keep ya'll grandma's out the road today I'm not in the mood. $CJ

Planned threesοⅿes are awkward at first like uh so we are all gathered here today. $CJ

Broads be speaking to me.. I be like woah that's Impressive.. Have you ever backflipped a jet? $CJ

What comes after 69? Mouthwash. $CJ

Whenever I go to a bar I shout out "You cheating whore!". Whoever turns around is who I'm buying drinks for! $CJ

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