I simply made a meme

Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax

In-N-Out also sells a product that people are interested in purchasing

Coincidentally, Bill Belichick was 41 when Jordon Hudson was 7.

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Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Kimmel prove America is broken…

You’re hiding Tylenol under the floorboards, are you not?

Charlie Kirk watching all the people who made fun of his assassination lose their food stamps.

FUCK LA

It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I

Kicked out of the Vietnamese restaurant. They banh mi pho life 💔

The UFC peaked a decade ago

The astronauts heading to the moon next month have entered quarantine—where they’ll be dosed with enough acid to think they actually went there.

The lab found in Vegas is supper shady

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

🚨#UPDATE: More footage from the ground shows the chaos surrounding the incident

Instead of calling in sick, you should start calling in healthy. “I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on work”

I take 100 grams of #creatine every day, straight up the ass. I can now move objects with my mind.

The elephant in the room has killed himself