Hi Papa Johns UK I love you.

Two types of people in the world... 1. David Guetta 2. David Gwetta

Today, the day after the announcement of the reformation of the most influential girl band of all time, Emma Bunton asked "so, how's your week been..." "I bought different bread from Iceland" is all I had in the locker. I need to start doing stuff.

NO ONE VOTE THIS GROUP IS PERFECT #ImACeleb

Gatwick reopens after drone chaos causes airport to shut down but passengers told to check before travelling bbc.in/2CrSt7O

No human has ever been able to connect to any open public WIFI network with “BT” in its name. Fact.

Evanescence - Bring Me To Life fits satisfyingly well to the #Frozen2 trailer...

Is back-to-back ads on #YouTube just a thing now?

Two types of people... 1. Migraine 2. Meegraine

Hey evil john robins - you seen this? shortoftheweek.com/2019/03/28/cos…

Tastes like what?

Here’s Dominic Byrne during LG 🤘

Awesome💖 @BreastCancerH we need to dance with these fabulous nurses #breastcancer #EveryDayCounts

If his show wasn't called "The Morning Han-job" then I quit.

This interviewer is mainly concerned with tyres #F1

Hi americanair I got the high score on your in-flight Tetris. Please let me know where to claim my prize.

10 free websites that are so valuable they feel illegal to know:

Harry says William wouldn’t talk to him at Eton. My sister wouldnt lend me 20p for Pasta King. We’ve all been through shit mate.

2023: Man loses job for publicly supporting vulnerable humans. #GaryLineker

When you haven't seen Laurence Hall in time and he receives one of your "Send to all" emails at work... 😂