Jordan M Sutton (@mrjordanmsutton) 's Twitter Profile
Jordan M Sutton

@mrjordanmsutton

filmmaker, actor, music guy, pizza eater

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calendar_today23-06-2014 01:12:32

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Women sometimes are like a cookies. Sometimes you get a cookie and sometimes you lift the lid and a large amount of wasps come out attacking

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I think I understand why women think men are dogs We both smell funny, eat strange things that could kill us, and we don't like talking much

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Dating sites should be honest at the bottom of your search page. Instead of reading that's all we could find it should read you're pathetic

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My brother got a katana sword yesterday. Was deeply saddened when Randy Jackson's signature wasn't on the blade #stepbrothers foever

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I swear on the graves of my unborn, already dead great grandchildren that I will make sure a Lethal Weapon 5 is made before the day I die.

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Valentine's day is a lot like Hanukkah for me I don't know much about it, nor the rituals of it, but I respect the people that partake in it