Golf is like a Gin & Tonic. It is actually 90% walking but we still call it golf 🤷‍♂️ #golf

.Yousician looks like prices for new members are a lot less than existing Personal - existing: £119 (I pay this) - new : £89 Family - existing: £179 - new : £134 I want to upgrade to family but don’t want to pay £45 a year more than is needed per year. Is this possible?

Newman & Baddiel vibes at the Gartner conference this year. #gartnersym David Baddiel

No early morning coffee for the train as Costa Coffee has ran out of lids. 😢

New tradition of recreating a music video with the kids every Christmas. This year Ed Sheeran & Elton John’s Merry Christmas. youtu.be/Ws6m7Gve8ss Ed Sheeran HQ Elton John #EdSheeran #EltonJohn #MerryChristmas

Err Nike.com, these are not the tennis shoes I ordered?? 🎾 ⚽️

Q kills Bond! Watched layer cake again last night & hadn’t previously spotted that Ben Whishaw kills Daniel Craig at the end. Ben Whishaw ☆ James Bond

To quote Michell & Web “Are we…the bad guys?” #andor #prison #Immigrants #barge David Mitchell Robert Webb

. Storyblocks can you let me know how I cancel my subscription which has just auto-renewed. I didn’t receive any notification that this was about to happen so wasn’t able to do it before the renewal date. Thanks

Impressive that my 17:56 train is simultaneously 51 mins late AND 1 hr 16 mins late 🙈 @lner

"You sent him to WHERE?"

Should I just accept that the bbc uses its “news” to promote its own content or is not supposed to do that? NewsWatch

Did these folks not get the memo? Ear, Nose & Throat right? Is this a splinter group? #ent

Only two episodes in but really enjoying bad monkey on Apple TV. Has some great banter and Vince Vaughn definitely has some hints of Chevy Chase in Fletch. Would recommend… youtu.be/iw2SyDMwzN8?si… #badmonkey #fletch

Please never shut your branches HSBC UK . Horrific experience trying to setup hsbc app on a new phone yesterday resulting in everything locked. Enter the call centre 20 questions. Including “4 days a go what did you spend £3.60 on”??! Into branch this month & sorted in 5 mins 👍

Happiest day in January so far. Ambitiously putting all the extra full Christmas bin bags next to already full wheely bin and them all being taken. Amazing result!

“Don’t wear the lanyard for this take, noone will notice “ 😄 Pretty sure it would be the college and not university as well… #primetarget Apple TV

Interestingly in Dubai the taxi’s seem to have a system where an alarm goes off when they break the speed limit. It doesn’t seem to slow them down but does make the journey much more unpleasant 👍