“A blindfolded teenage boy will neck anything.”

“I’m gonna rant and rave.”

“Word of advice: if you’re looking at toilet paper, don’t zoom in.”

“If you’re a teacher...just don’t be a teacher.”

“Wouldn’t it be cool if when you erased things they screamed?”

“When the nazis take over the world again you know who to blame” *points at percussion*

“Are you wearing crocs? What is this, 2006?”

“Anarchy...is not a bad thing.”

“Why am I looking at Steve Buscemi?”

“Listen to how they interact with each other.... *percussion plays* ... okay, that interacted about as well as my marriage”.

The grade 12’s should know what this is .... it’s a boat arriving too late to save a drowning witch

Sleigh bells are a gateway drug

I spear, you cheer

I’m going to lobotomize everyone

Always live life a little blurry

It’s hard going through life one dimensional

Tomorrow find someone you like.... and KICK ‘EM

Chapstick is a gateway drug

Be rebellious. Your homework is to lock your door and listen to loud music in your room and when your parents come knocking say "you don't understand me!"

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