Filing down dum-dums for pin money. Car snowed under, battery dead, tickets piling up. How come no one ever calls me for jury duty?

My best guess is that this is the beginning of Trump’s desperate endgame strategy: to fake his own death in order to avoid the humiliation of electoral defeat and the inevitable prosecutions that would follow. He’s making his way to a palace awaiting him in Moscow.

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It just occurred to me I may have killed a man. But it was a long time ago. Am I responsible?

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I'm languishing in the embers of disaster.

eating a peanut butter sandwich made in 1948 in the Soviet Union