My goal is to be the second account followed by Jon Stewart but I don’t want to do anything to make it happen. I think my odds are good.

I want to thank Tom Hanks for making my day. I just finished watching him rap in "City of Crime" and it was everything I remembered and so much more. It will be stuck in my head for the foreseeable future.

A professor harboring a secret past. The girl next door/assassin for hire. A team of “heroes” with bad intentions. A nerd who just wants to be a hero. And a regular guy who just wants to finish school. Something is coming and it wants to kill them all. SUPER: Book 1 #PitMad

This may be an unpopular opinion, but Green Lantern is by far my favorite DC comics movie that starred Ryan Reynolds

I’m only 9,689 followers away from 10,000. C’mon Twitter, let’s make this happen!

So I don't think I'm going to be in the running for a signed jersey this week unless Austin Ekeler gets me 90 points. Keeping my fingers crossed for next week

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My wife and I used to play this game on road trips where we would pick a random TV show and try to connect it back to Peter Scolari as he, in our humble opinion, was the unsung center of the television universe. RIP

People often talk about it when certain actors play multiple superhero characters. But no one ever mentions Patton Oswalt. That fella has seamlessly played (by my count) 15 different characters in superhero movies/tv shows. He may be the ultimate superhero genre actor

If they ever reboot Frasier, they should make it a murder mystery. Have the doctors Crane use their sometimes suspect analytical skills to catch Seattle’s worst. They just have to remember that the killer is never the monkey. Kelsey Grammer sound like a plan?

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My wife took an amazing picture today. Gotta love the sunsets.

A professor who knows too much. The girl next door/assassin for hire. A team of “heroes” with bad intentions. A nerd who just wants to be a hero. And a regular guy who just wants to finish school. Something is coming and it wants to kill them all. SUPER: Book 1 #IWSGPit

My appreciation for Paul Scheer has increased so much after watching celebrity Wheel of Fortune. Every other celebrity plays like they are hanging out with their friends. He was like “C’mon bankrupt!” Dude wanted the win! 😂

Hot take time. I just finished watching the Flash movie.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Shaking my finger at people for the next week in honor of Dikembe Mutombo. One of my absolute favorite players and the average quality of humankind dropped with his passing.