I swear the weather gets nice in Tampa and suddenly there are more boats on the roads than cars

“Just schedule P4 teams” THEY CANCEL AND RUN

in the debate of if actors are beautiful or sexy, dakota johnson is neither

growing old is crazy bc the times i have left a bar bc my tum tum hurts in my late 20s is the same as i have been tossed out of a bar in my mid 20s

Did something happen???

Game of Thrones season 1 would not have lasted in today’s social climate

asked my gf if she wanted to go to one of her fav restaurants then her fav bookstore this weekend and she asked if she was getting put down

they call me “the most 5th grade reading level” man at the beach

Is it possible for an ESPN show to be investigated for tampering in the NFL…?

no one tells you that after 25 Sunday Scaries are just a thing regardless of if you’re hungover

First day at new job!

white people be like i actually DON’T like cards against humanity

Overheard at the beach: we are totally tanmaxxing right now

UConn going for a run in the tournament while in New England is like watching an SEC team go for a run in the South

Moving to Massachusetts is just jumping between “why tf did i do this?” and “omg this place is amazing” every couple hours

your world view and attitude towards things truly changes when you realize you’re no longer the target demographic

I asked the bar to change it to NESN for the Fleet game in the Garden and this popped up. I cant escape work…

I have taken up dual citizenship, i am Florida boi and Boston Sports fan now (while living in Boston)