Eli Jacobs (@mrelijacobs) 's Twitter Profile
Eli Jacobs

@mrelijacobs

Human๐ŸŽ—๏ธ- Jewish ๐Ÿ•Ž - Zionist โœก๏ธ -
Israeli ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ - English Teacher ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿซ -
Software Developer ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ป - Pianist ๐ŸŽน.
In that order.

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Israel ื™ืฉืจืืœ (@israel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For 2 minutes, an entire country stands still. Sirens echo. Cars stop. People stand in silence. On Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Remembrance Day, Israel pauses to honor and remember those who were lost. So their memory never fades๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ

The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome (@themossadil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

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Uri Kurlianchik (@verminusm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm at a restaurant. One table is speaking Hebrew, one is speaking Russian, one is speaking Arabic, one is speaking English and one is speaking some language I've never heard before. I love this country!

Ncole โœก๏ธŽ (@ncole_r) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Countries with death penalty for gay people: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ทIran ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซAfghanistan ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ชYemen ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ดSomalia ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ทMauritania ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌUganda ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ณBrunei Countries with death penalty for terrorists: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑIsrael ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ตJapan ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธUSA ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌSingapore ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผTaiwan ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญThailand

Eli Jacobs (@mrelijacobs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love when they post the palestinian flag like that. They can't see the irony in it and it's hilarious. The red triangle๐Ÿ”ปin the flag is pointing at the flag itself, hinting at the suicidal nature of palestinianism. Very ironic.

Uri Kurlianchik (@verminusm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you launch missiles at Israel from a place, Israel will flatten that place. The strategy to avoid this fate is not to launch missiles at Israel. Amazing how many people keep missing this simple solution.

Uri Kurlianchik (@verminusm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The far left and the far right have an excellent division of labor: the far right wants to drive all the world's Jews into Israel and the far left wants to destroy all the Jews in Israel.

The far left and the far right have an excellent division of labor: the far right wants to drive all the world's Jews into Israel and the far left wants to destroy all the Jews in Israel.