#followthemystery to thebeardedmanmelbourne for some @samplebrew Lager. #beards #beans #beats &… instagram.com/p/9pX7mmTAyB/

@samplebrew Lager hits Richmondo. #gowiththemystery at TBBB. #finebeer #finepeople… instagram.com/p/9pahlkTA2L/

There was enough space in front of my house tonight that I didn't have to parallel park. That's the inner urban dream right there.

Shit yeah, no better start to a Sunday than a live chicagobulls game. #chitown #seered instagram.com/p/9zTj2UTA4d/

I bet you're all jealous of my stunning harbour view. #sydney #replife #budgetaccommodation @ Ibis… instagram.com/p/94ZCaqTA1k/

Do we need milk srisbeyrees? Someone has left a shitload at this tram stop. #gotmilk #melbourneo instagram.com/p/97WFJlTA1E/

This is absurd, you're just going to be left with unwanted pink cake. #Neapolitan @ Aldi instagram.com/p/9-eimpTA2O/

What's this @samplebrew stuff? Come down to BottleMart on Bridge Road in Richmond and I'll show… instagram.com/p/-A45DjzAyx/

This is me hanging out in your account jay_budory, they still like me more than… instagram.com/p/-C2iFxzAwK/

Disappointed that out of all the new emojis I received by updating my iPhone, not one of them is the… instagram.com/p/-LynKhzA1G/

I just saw a guy shaving in the QV bathrooms. If your schedule is this hectic, just grow a beard.

Remember the days when a band like the Fauves could afford to hire a helicopter for a film clip? instagram.com/p/-UpIoHzAy9/

I swear Alex James, I'm not the one leaving these outside the recreation center. They can't have… instagram.com/p/-VRnaaTA6Z/

Life is better when you've got dinosaur socks on. Thanks srisbeyrees! instagram.com/p/-aqMw2zA3z/

If you told me there was a better way to spend $2.25, I'd tell you that you're a liar. Seems strange… instagram.com/p/-qc9y9TAzz/

You can't beat that kind of value. instagram.com/p/-rebWqzA8a/

All Dylan, all day. How does it feel danmic19? How does it feel? instagram.com/p/-3cwCgTA2A/

Hanging out with this legend. The top part is Buzz Lightyear, the bottom is more Vegas era… instagram.com/p/-5AAzqzA3X/

I don't know if I feel more or less seedy being at heartbreakerbar in broad… instagram.com/p/_Ba3mHzA18/

I'm in Ferntree Gully, where a Focaccia containing semi-dried tomato is still a menu option.