🐶 #Wimbledon

Don’t mind me, dreaming of walking the old course with Rory and Viktor Hovland

The insides of real good tomatoes are wild

What a psychopath. Who’s apt is this? He’s not wrong ab the tap water though

Is the songwriting and compositional quality of Blink 182s music properly recognized today? 🧵1/57

Skippy reduced fat peanut butter is straight up not available anywhere - at all - right now. And I'm pretty sure thats the real definition of a recession

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The Beatles were really just about fucking w ringo weren’t they

airplane wifi is not what it used to be

Super advanced slingin live reads in your white noise sleep app

Ma'am, nobody chose to live IN the matrix

I’m back

Bad day to tail BearCat

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I was out what specifically happened that made everyone think twitter’s collapse was extra imminent

a massage indeed

They should have had Paul Rudd play Gilderoy Lockhart in the chamber of secrets

Ppl these days are absolutely obsessed w telling you your bag is unzipped. Obsessed

Now blinding illumination is the default condition of every apartment, office, pharmacy, laundromat, print shop, sandwich shop, train station, airport, grocery store, UPS Store, tattoo parlor, bank, and this vape shop we’ve just walked into. nplusonemag.com/issue-44/the-i…

midtown citi bike stations are the bedrock of return to office data