What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. #CharlesDickens #classics

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

I once met a pony with a cough. He was a little horse. 😉

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey." Get it? 😆

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Chillaxing on #SunglassesDay. The pool might be more than 16" deep, but it's a pool, not dirt. If you're digging deep this weekend, don't forget to #CallBeforeYouDig!

Person: I’m not digging very deep. I don’t want to bother anyone for a small project. Me: ​ #Call811 #811Day

Quiz time! You should call 811 before which of the following activities? A. Building or repairing a fence B. Planting a tree C. Installing a sprinkler system D. Any chore or maintenance that requires digging E. All of the above #811Day #CallBeforeYouDig

Did you know you can request an 811 ticket online? Whether you are a Homeowner or a Contractor. Texas811 #811Day texas811.org

#FunFact - More than 80% of “no call” incidents involving hand tools damaged gas facilities. Yikes! #CallBeforeYouDig #811Day

Some people think those 811 flags are ugly, but honestly I think it gives my yard some nice color. So please don’t take them down. #811Day #Beauty #CallBeforeYouDig #Flags

#Texas law requires you to contact 811 two business days (excluding weekends and holidays) before digging, even if you’re working in your own backyard. The law! You can't handle the truth!! Ok sorry been watching too many courtroom dramas... #811Day Texas811 #CalBeforeYouDig

Celebrating #811Day has been fun, but my noble job is never done. Friends, please call before you dig. It keeps you, your loved ones, and your neighborhood safe. Stay safe out there! Texas811 Call 811 #Call811 #CallBeforeYouDIg

My favorite podcast has a new episode out, and it has almost everything: fun facts, jokes, ME, maybe a review of my dating profile, idk. Seriously, why are you still reading this? Listen now! open.spotify.com/episode/21Rqrn…

Every day people come up to me and ask me, "Hey Diggs, why does natural gas stink?" I take a deep breath, crack my claw knuckles, and enlighten them. But you...you'll have to listen to the #podcast to find out. 😉 CoServ.com/podcast

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This week we partnered with local sports teams and businesses to show some love to #Frisco teachers. Volunteers packed more than 4,500 goody bags filled with water bottles, hand sanitizer, masks, and sports swag. coserv.com/News/CoServ-Ne…

#NationalGardeningWeek is off to a wet start in the CoServ community, but hopefully it will dry out soon so you can spend more time in the yard. As a friendly reminder, #Call811 before digging 18" to avoid hitting critical service lines underground. Stay safe and happy gardening!

With temperatures plummeting starting tomorrow to some of the lowest levels we've seen this year, CoServ Manager of Energy Solutions Josh Sterling provides Members and Customers with helpful tips to prepare for the cold and save money in the process.

Today’s 811 Day, a reminder to dial 811 before digging 16 or more inches. Utility reps will come out to mark any lines, gas or otherwise. Of (arguably) equal importance, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY! To celebrate, I jumped on the As A Meter of Fact podcast. open.spotify.com/episode/5g6rnR…