Bloody hell. An Essex institution.

My grandfather, an astute judge of character, said Mohamed Al-Fayed reminded him of every purveyor of dirty postcards he’d ever met in Alexandria. Nailed it.

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The Strood. People will never learn.

When you look at a tweet and think to yourself, that’s a bit too rude to the Argentines, you know you’re mellowing in old age.

Already looking forward to winter fuel prices.

Paul McGann - the first choice as Richard Sharpe.

Fucking psychopath.

Magnet therapy.

That’s 213 years of curry.

“They both lived ‘til they died.” That’s proper East Anglian logic.

There’s an empty Bass Pro Shop somewhere.

Interesting (if verified). The biggest insult Russians have for Ukrainians is to call them Germans.

I knew the Italian-led NATO battlegroup would be a problem.

It feels like Wilson forming a Cabinet in 1974 with old faces from 1964.

Cake shed at Luskentyre on the Isle of Harris. Treacle scones, please.

🌡️Temperature 95°F (35°C) 💦 Humidity 56% 🥵 Heat index 110°F (43°C)

Doesn’t everyone relax by hanging out with bears?

I made scones. Regular bleedin’ Fanny Cradock, me.

Friends, I’m out. The maniac-in-charge is now blaming “the Jews” for his financial collapse. Take care of yourselves. Be kind. linktr.ee/davidbober