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Thanks for the clarification Wikipedia

Just let me die. Please don’t face-plunger me back to life.

Every character model in this movie looks like it’s rocking an extra chromosome

Since everyone is being dumb about this… Yes, Elton John performed Pinball Wizard in the ‘75 film version of Tommy and released it as a hit single. No, he did not play the ‘Pinball Wizard’ that would be Tommy (Roger Daltrey). John’s character was ‘The Champ’

Guy who invented the Sloppy Joe: “I want a burger that shits itself when you bite into it”

Fuck reading 120 fiction books. Improve yourself by watching 120 Van Hammerlsy “Teaching by Billiards” tapes

Australia’s ecosystem is extremely susceptible to invasive species. It is the Bubble-Boy of continents.

Just imagine his body count

Scammer season is open

…and these are all my awards for stealing trophies 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆

The ultimate expression of love #HappyValentinesDay

End of an era.

Don’t get pinkeye from that browneye