No one wants to stop working anymore 😩

As Twitter's general functionality continues to decline, there are times when you may find it difficult to search for the content you need. So, as a public service announcement, here is the video clip you are trying to find to post when discussing the death of Henry Kissinger now

Let's see how fast this is either fixed or widely exploited

.Robin Bea has an astute story on Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney saying they need more programmers, after firing dozens of them. Epic declined to comment. h/t Patrick Klepek 🎃 inverse.com/gaming/epic-ga…

The Beefy Five Layer Burrito was $0.89 in 2009 on release, the same year the federal minimum wage was raised to $7.25/hr. Today that burrito is $3.69, over 4x the original price. Minimum wage is unchanged.

were all plane clappers now

Can we get this in a Star Wars scroll over?

RIP Kotaku (again?)

BREAKING: DC's attorney general told Monumental Sports on Monday they can't move the Washington Capitals and Wizards from DC until 2047, citing a 2007 bond/lease agreement. AG Brian Schwalb says Monumental can't break agreement even if they paid off bond debt early. DC News Now

This article is so much funnier in the context of knowing the author withdrew her life savings from the bank and then put it into a shoebox and gave it to a random dude on the street who she believed was a CIA agent

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary fuck it

Bankruptcy is the true form of human instrumentality

cowardly move: you simulated capitalism too closely, and the results got in the way of the intended experience of building a functioning capitalist utopia, so you revert back to faking it in order to dissimulate the contradictions inherent in the system and rescue the fantasy

When Ren and Stimpy suddenly does the super detailed gross close up

I hope everyone stays safe during this Hurricane except one guy

We're going into another fucking dolphins on LSD discourse cycle

This says it all.

Grey is no data