𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝙸’𝚖 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠— + ᴀ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ ʀᴘ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ + ᴛʀɪɢɢᴇʀꜱ, ɴꜱꜰᴡ, 18+ + ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ, ʙʟɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴜɴꜱʜɪɴᴇ 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑.

Ya know, I would? But. I already got full on some kale.

That’s a pretty lame christmas wish, man. Seems super centered around me, dontcha think?

You can stay away from Scooter. And my sister. And basically everyone else? Although I can’t really do much about you ruining the lives of people I don’t know.

I don’t care that they’re adults. You know for a fact that those are two people that I care about and you’re determined to mess with them for whatever stupid reason you’ve convinced yourself you need to. (He’s mocking the ‘hm’ noise) Why would I feel threatened by you?

Scoooottteeerrr.

scccccccccoooooooooooooottttteeeeerrrrrrrr

Is that babbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Does this mean you’re a dilffffffffffffff

Well, if you were to ask me I’d say that ya were. An absolute dilf, I love it. (He’s grinning as he carefully holds out his arms) I would love to hold the little squirt.

now you're in the clear ♡ + ↻ now we'll eat soup and apple pies

And I wanna know the future …Don’t tell me how it ends, though. ♡ + ↻

☆ she could've k!||ed you, she had every right ☆ ♡ + ↻ ☆ you just caught her off guard tonight ☆