excited for this issue

with smart ideas

who is running this account!!

i thought there was going to be a travel stipend!!

apparently the magazine will be "saddle-stitched" lol

can someone retweet me pls so i don't feel like my ivy league education went to waste

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Martin Shkreli is coming to the party tonight

the editors are in ketosis again :/

do you guys like my little tweets

weird headline

what ever happened to bernadette corporation

Higherups finally got us a breakroom

Fasting is too easy for me. If Hashem wanted to test my devotion he’d make me eat three square meals.

this is the only person who has ever acknowledged my work. thank you, dearest incel

the boys are playing football again, i hope one of them gets an introjection

can someone explain to me the whole blimp thing? like, it's about . . . . blimps???? the big floaty things in the air????

I get it now. In 2024 we are all George Soros I'm an intern and even I'm like George Soros You create a perception. Then you bet on the perception. Then the perception becomes real because the capitalization of a perception allows you to build I'm just like George Soros

Mad at me, cuz I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries