Gator population across the United States

These Steelers uniforms look like they all have their bare ass out there.

If you’re in the pub tonight have a look around you. Memorise the faces. These are the real ones. Mid-week November, no football on, just pints and chat. These are the people that deserve seats in the summer when all the part-timers appear because the suns out. Proper boozers.

Imagine reading this sentence in 2015.

Coastal Carolina had a Revolutionary War reenactment at halftime There’s nothing like college football

Heard a guy at the bar try and flirt with a woman by asking “do you like music?” Like, who the fuck doesn’t like music?

Jordan Love appreciation post RT to #ProBowlVote

🚨 Signed Jordan Love jersey giveaway 🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote + Jordan Love

It must be tough being MAGA right now, because I can’t think of a single major promise Trump have that he hasn’t failed on or fully ignored since taking office: 1) “No more sending US troops overseas” -Bombs Iran, sends troops to Gaza, bombs Venezuela. 2) “America First”

Spoiler alert, Google’s brilliant AI has confirmed that Indiana has already won the game tonight. #PeachBowl

Did you hear – Florida’s got a new state park! Be one of the first to experience this new chapter in Florida’s natural history. Stretch your legs and clear your mind in this pristine Northwest Florida landscape where you will find rolling sandy hills, mesic flatwoods and

Dunk got Egg. But I got that Cuz Cuz, ya’ feel me?!? #AKOTSK Game of Thrones HBO Actually HBO Max

Could be worse, my friend Tom Doctor became a doctor, and everyone kept asking him to give them the news even though he wasn’t a journalist.

🚨🥇 My Day 0 Olympics viewing guide! We are BACK! I’ll make these for the next 17 days. Last time around people found them really helpful. The Winter Olympics schedule is more manageable than Summer, but if you like them please help share.

Congrats to Florida #Gators alumnus and speed skater Erin Jackson on representing the United States as flag bearer during the opening ceremony of #Olympics2026. Erin in 2022 became the first Black woman to win an individual gold medal at the Winter Games.

[Me: Watching someone going 78 MPH down the ice on a luge holding on for dear life but then I realize he’s 3/10 of a second slower than the current leader] “Oh this guy sucks”

US declared war on Iran...

What a day to be a Florida Gator: -Baseball clinches the series against Miami for the 11th time in the last 12 years -Basketball drops 111 and beats Arkansas by 34 to clinch at least a share of the SEC title -Women’s indoor track wins SEC Championship The Everything School.

The bar tab of a 1783 farewell party for George Washington is still intact. The Founding Fathers drank 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret, 8 bottles of whiskey, 22 bottles of porter, 8 bottles of hard cider, 12 of beer, and 7 bowls of alcoholic punch. There yet only 55

[7:45 a.m.] My taxi driver: And we Persians have been around for 7,000 years. We didn’t like this government. So I’m glad they’re dead. I’m glad. It’s a good war. Me, violently hungover: So yeah you can just drop me at Terminal 3.