Right, who wants to write a show with me so I can then start feverishly making puppets for it?

Le’s play some balllllllllll!

he was in there Noel knew it deep in his bones he knew feared the crash as the hulking pink frame fumbled through the undergrowth the spotted arms whirling in green space could hear the warped voice even before it raised its warcry all too well he knew but still he had to look

And if you have kidlets (or are a big kid yourself), I'll be MCing Comedy Club 4 Kids on the same stage (Exchange) beforehand at 1:15pm!

I’m absolutely not going to dive into the rpg discourse on here today but HOLY MOLY the purity spirals are real strong

It’ll never happen, but the TV industry need a complete overhaul when it comes to crew welfare, especially runners. When a budding career can be destroyed from the simplest wrong word uttered, the idea of making a complaint about someone (especially a celeb) is unthinkable.

Spells should all be ludicrously powerful but casting them should drain your life force, horribly mutate you or straight-up kill you. Magic ain’t here to play.

If you're near Davidson College in North Carolina: I'm giving a talk there this Sunday afternoon (September 24, 2023 3:00 PM). Be there and be square. etix.com/ticket/p/48928…

I’m not quite sure how to explain what’s happened tonight, because it’s still happening - but here goes… At 4:40pm I jumped on a train from London to Edinburgh.. It was comfy, it was quiet In hindsight, too good to last…

Loving all the varied explanations in this thread

so not to be a buzzkill but what survives of english folklore in those areas of the country amounts to 'don't go in the bog, don't talk to anyone you meet in the bog, take nothing you find in the bog' and in that one specific area of my life I am a firm traditionalist

Can we talk about how good the sound recording is on #TheTraitorsUK? No visible lapel mics (I keep looking for them) and the shots look too wide for booming effectively (especially wide shots where players are whispering to each other). What is this black magic?

I will begin to slowly reveal celebrities that are and are not vampires. If you want to know about one in particular, please comment below. I shall not be silenced.

A couple behind me with a baby were buying this just now. A massive security tag and metal netting around newborn baby milk. Seriously Tesco what’s actually wrong with you?

Really nice chat on my doorstep this morning with Cllr Dr Dave McElroy, who somehow managed to put up with me singing at him.

I got to be a Count Agent in the same week my book is the #1 best-seller (the most important vote, of course). mathsgear.co.uk/products/love-…

now, it's not often I ask you to do stuff for me... please retweet if a. you believe in fairies b. you support second time female filmmakers and c. you support British cinema. Timestalker is released in cinemas in the UK & Ireland on 11th October 💜❤️🩷🌭☸️🐦🪓

Une petite surprise from Tesco tonight! Emptied a bag of peas into the pan, cooked them, served most of them and then noticed this wee fella!