find these millennial focused erectile dysfunction ads (playfully rebranded as ‘ED’) EXTREMELY DISTASTEFUL esp. considering our sisters in N. Ireland STILL don’t have access to safe + legal abortion Viagra is now available OTC in the UK but women can’t take abortion pill at home

I e-mailed Jon Burke 🌍 a few times to express my dismay at LTN in Hackney as a cyclist, driver, resident on a main road + someone who owns a business in the borough. He couldn't even be bothered to respond - too busy trolling motorists + self congratulating to give a shit

while i'm on the subject, Jon Burke 🌍 wants to ban cars from Broadway Market to encourage walking + cycling, but doesn't have a stance on the utter piss-takery of the covid-laden rule benders turning it into Glastonbury during Lockdown. I just want to cycle home in peace, Jon

Buy milk even if you don't want to.

@weehaids hi haids. i miss u and the promised land. i think your brother's trying to come down. tell him he can stay whenever. #freeeeeeeeee

HWFG (home)

if u ever helped ur bae covert their resume into pdf format u understand what nicki's doing

the ace hotel lobby is east london's premier third wave internet cafe

@Gethin76 @FoxlowTweets Michael S. Allen Kat is really the one running things

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

tyga sampling robert miles 'children' is a new peak for throwaway rap songs

skipping thru E2 today like youtu.be/BlWsLCrG1Gw

@RBStudiosLDN #IfSkeptaWasMayor bin mans working overtime to clear up all the gucci #ThatsNotMe

@GStarRaw_UK BOILER ROOM TOO LATE??!

happy wednesday heres Curb Your Enthusiasm theme composer Luciano Michelini performing th Curb your enthusiasm theme

If u fink deres sumfing wrong w ur life. Jus chek the crossfader ca u prolly dint move it over 2the other side aftr the mix

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@DavieGreig when will Lanark show again ? saw it during the festival and it was BEYOND BRILLIANT must see again !

hi Alex Salmond first time caller, long time listener. can you confirm the accuracy of this quotation from the 'Mince + Tatties' entry on Wikipedia? it's a #belter but want to verify