Anyone know what Dean Brill is up to these days? #lofc

Yes Gilding!!

I'm sorry but having seen Jamie Smith's dismissal I think he needs to take a long break from test cricket. I had no expectation of him single handedly winning the game but why play that shot when you're going along nicely. Don't these players want to score test hundreds? #Ashes

There's a British bloke taking part in the equestrian on the BBC called R Whitaker. I really hope he's known as the Horse Whistler

If we want to win big series, we need to make domestic cricket more competitive. That’s a long term project that will mean getting more kids playing, more coaching, lower entry costs and more rigorous club cricket. It doesn’t mean cutting the Champo or the number of counties.

The way he carries on the noise after the initial burst 😂

Swanny says Jamie Smith won't want to eat his lunch after that. Well, he should be sent to bed without any lunch or tea. You can point the finger at several England batsmen this series, but he is a serial offender of braindead cricket. He needs some time off from the team. #ashes

The only possible audio accompaniment to a wicket that tops the pantheon of daftness... #WhyDidHeDoThat?

At this point I think I'd be asking Crawley and Duckett to bowl up to lunch #ashes

"The good thing about Brydon Carse is he keeps running in." Well somebody make him stop.

I have no idea how we scored our goal. My daughter distracted me by asking me to open her string cheese. I understand it was a better. #lofc

We've been a bit more positive today and there's better intensity but we just look a bit disorganised at the back. No doubt they're working hard. Need to keep up the intensity and be positive. #lofc

For all its ills the Hundred has at least been able to cling to the guise of trying to grow the game in this country over the last few years. With the introduction of ‘Sunrisers Leeds’, ‘Mumbai Indians London’ and a Manchester Originals logo with an Elephant on it any remnants of

I think if I were to ever start my own business it would be as a tea consultant because you can't be serving this to people for £2.50

Oh please just fuck off. It's not wanted, not needed and there are far bigger issues with the #FACup that need addressing and sorting - prize money in the qualifying rounds, the lack of replays, weakened teams, Semi-Finals at Wembley etc etc.

Fun fact: If every game this season was 85 instead of 90 minutes we’d be top of the league. #lofc