Groupchat arguing about football already

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

Nigga in the crib like

Me at work at 9:05 am

Taking jobs from shrimp :/

They gotta bring back “Two-a-Days”

For my fellow black people across the world. Let's drop this need to insist that our ancestors were kings and queens. As though royalty is the only measure of dignity. The truth is that many of our ancestors were not monarchs. They were farmers, blacksmiths, midwives,

Today is Monday..tomorrow is Tuesday.. the day after that is Wednesday…and then the day after that is Thursday.. then we’ll be at Friday. We Got this.

They *say* it’s for “health reasons”, but you kinda know in the deep parts of your soul that banning soda for people on SNAP is some weird, puritanical judgment on the poor, right? The world is hard; I feel like everyone should be allowed to have a Mr. Pibb from time to time.

Yep. When ICE is around, I will alert my community to stay out of the area, and I’m not fucking scared of you nor Trump’s masked goons.

Videos like this is why the internet was invented

The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.

chill i be late asf

When ever you think your team has it bad just remember someones favorite team has an Anthony Richardson v Daniel jones QB battle going on

2010 Chris Bosh tape

mood

A 70-yard field goal from Cam Little. 70!

🗣️Yeah the neighbors think I’m selling dope