at 0345 hours we lost contact with Santa as he entered Grinch controlled airspace

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

Im off that good gifts and decked out halls

I’m your Christmas party DJ and I’m not good

Sorry but the animations in Polar Express are extremely creepy

Why are you making that noise SHUT UP!!!

People don’t ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this

All my sins have been warshed away

Looks pretty good but I would add a sweet potato and more shellfish

That’s an Asian Beetle not a Ladybug you absolute moron. You run a nature page and can’t even tell the difference? Pathetic

No I didn’t “fact check” anything. Truth is a vibration that can be felt. Most don’t understand this unfortunately

It’s not complicated. He’s a mid qb and has always been carried by his surrounding cast

.Sonic Drive-In YOU GREEDY FUCKS ARE PRICE GOUGING ON MOZZ STICKS. I WILL NOT BE SHOPPING WITH YOU FOR MOZZ STICKS IN THE FUTURE

Hey Jude for wiggers is probably rollin(air raid vehicle) limp bizkit or something. 3 doors down is prime white man music. Not sure what this guys talking about

Water, or as I like to call it: The Juice of Life

Taco Bell should start doing ceviche

The age of information actually sucks because you’re constantly finding out things you love are actually bad for you like the little burnt bit on the corn dog stick is actually carcinogenic :/