It’s really hard to see though

What happens if you put any old light bulb in the tower? What makes the sun so special? Why can’t I be special? Why don’t my parents love me?

I have a pet dog now :]

CALAMUS ATE MY DOG

Magpie and I are merging our shops together into one mega mall called Magpie and Lamplighter both suck co.” Come by if you ever wanna see your son again

New store item: “Captain crunch: Oops all squares!”

The refuge is flooding with red phosphor, it’s a good time to teach children about its low pH level as their flesh melts

I’m buying antifreeze

Kip told me my hat was stupid

I’m putting antifreeze in kips coffee

Lamplighter and magpie suck co. Is slowly growing and no one knows who’s expanding it or how it’s happening. Lings cafe became a part of it last night and a whole apartment building got absorbed. This is alarming to say the least

Check out my new podcast “Glen terrorism, and why it’s a good idea”

Calamus is drinking air freshener in an attempt to gain ultimate power

What a lovely morning, my rooms made of needles

Why does everyone in hell call me vinny

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