Thirsty Thursday!!!

Dream 3/6/24 Dreamt I died in a car accident and woke up 15 years in the past but I wasn't able to interfere with changing the future or I would end up making things worse so I was just stuck in a room reading books so I wouldn't mess things up 😢

5 days sober!!! Or more like I haven't had a hangover in 5 days haha

Dreamt I was at the gym so best believe my ass is at the gym right now

"I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"

Play me some Grupo Firme and a bottle of tequila and it's game over papas!!

Just now noticed they increases my credit card limit from $6,500 to $12,000 that being said where can I buy a giraffe 🦒

Beer and a shot please!!

Every hoe is a dog, and every dog has its day. 🐶

I told my girlfriend I was going to take a break from drinking she asked me "how long? 2 months?" I told her hell nah 2 days da fuck 🤣

Literally went in the women's changing room and fully changed to my gym clothes until I saw a girl walk in and told me the restrooms are back to normal 🤣 dammit crunch fitness caught me slacking ☠️

Where is my Frappuccino?

Have you seen the ghost of John?

Chris Evans was the definition of talk shit get hit 🤣 😢 🔥

Don't let my kindness fool you

Ozempic is fucking up my meal prep buisness 😠

The Penguin Finale!!! #ThePenguinFinale #RIP #batman

Abandon ship or abandon all hope

Just remember — someday there won’t be a “next week.” And you’ll miss us when we’re gone. 🥂

‘HOPELESS’ MUSIC VIDEO. FRIDAY 7PM CT. #FuckAllManners