Spending the next week having massive romantic chemistry with anyone who's just too fucking stupid and has a dogshit personality

Cooking without cayenne pepper is wrong

Damn, leave your phone at home ig

I really don’t want to be “ruled.” And most assuredly not with an “iron fist.” Maybe I’m unique, but I doubt it.

I do believe in God, but I don't think it matters

Y'all, who is Chris Mann for Kansas & why is he against Wichita using local control to modernize our city ordinances by implementing data driven harm reduction strategies? Decriminalizing fentanyl test strips will save lives. Minor THC possession shouldn't be an economic death sentence.

There are so many things wrong with me that make me quantifiably better than you, specifically.

Corn crops not looking good this year boys 😔

Tried this with the scientific method he is correct

Hate it when people tell me to be nice to myself. Tell me to prove that bitch wrong.

Salt the field of fucks

He's gulping at the Snatching Dillons?!!?

Delighting in the spoils of war <<<< Dipping my finger in the fat of the kill

Kublai Khan is my baby girl.

Given what we’ve learned about the limits of the shots, the Texas senator’s bill is a good idea. kansas.com/opinion/the-po…

Goncharov (1973)

Flying into/out of Wichita is just like "My home!!! I love you my patchwork planet!!!"

I HATE FINDING OUT!!! IM TIRED OF KNOWING!!!!

Hell yeah fuck yeah