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Michael Pollock

@mppollock1

Former journo, now in comms. Carlton tragic who can find a Simpsons quote for any situation. Mostly tweets footy. My views.

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Daniel Cherny (@danielcherny) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine the Libs being given the free kick of an ALP state gov quarantine debacle and STILL being that unpopular in Victoria.

Fake Footy (@fake_footy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“I’m hearing it could be Charles. Maybe William. Sources say he’s a good operator. Charles is respected. Harry could firm late. The monarch will run a thorough process” 7AFL reporter Tom Browne has given an update on the Royal succession 👀 MORE >>>

“I’m hearing it could be Charles. Maybe William. Sources say he’s a good operator. Charles is respected. Harry could firm late. The monarch will run a thorough process” 

<a href="/7AFL/">7AFL</a> reporter Tom Browne has given an update on the Royal succession 👀

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Simpsons Quotes (@quotessimpsons1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake. Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. Chief, I think there was a dead body in there. I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou. #TheSimpsons

Sorry, sorry. No dumping in the lake.

Fine. I will put my yard trimmings in a car compactor. 

Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.

I thought that too, until he said "yard trimmings." You gotta learn to listen, Lou.

#TheSimpsons
Swamp (@sirswampthing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Lance Franklin calls time The only V/AFL player to kick... .. 500+ goals inside Victoria and 500+ goals outside Victoria .. 300+ goals in two states (VIC & NSW) .. 100+ goals in three states (TAS) .. 5+ goals in a game vs 18 different clubs Sydney Swans Hawthorn FC

Sir Michael (@michael1979) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here are the top 5 times: 1. 7:32pm (indisputably the best time) 2. 2:44pm (has its critics but an all-round excellent time) 3. 9:51pm (not too early, not too late) 4. 3:07am (chances of being required to attend a meeting at 3:07am? Low) 5. 11:38am (the connoisseur's lunch time)