Pro tip: keep your mask in the same compartment as your grass in your car. You’re welcome.

What could possibly go wrong?

I love my morning stoner cruise around the neighborhood. It always gets me mentally prepared for the horrors of work. #Longfellow

It’s the perfect night to drink bourbon and smoke a smile with your neighbors in somebody’s backyard. #selfcare #LongfellowStrong

Where is Garoppolo? Why is Matt Ryan on this list? If the rankings are based off of last year’s performance, then these numbers are off. BUT- if these rankings are based off career stats, then the numbers are still off.

BREAKING: WhatsApp is down leaving tens of people incommunicado.

Me, too, but it’s because the physics are garbage. It would be a pretty good game if rebuilt with DSIII physics. (Or DSI, for that matter)

PROTIP: If you understand BlackLivesMatter, then you should probably think about why the BIPOC in front of you is driving the speed limit before you get all road rage-y.

#WhyIWearAMask Because I keep it in the car console with my grass so I have something nice to smell while shopping.

I bought the SNES the day it came out along with F-Zero and Pilotwings (I think those were the only two launch titles aside from Super Mario World)

Do you ever wish Bloodborne were twice as long and had loads of DLCs and a sequel because I do

Ready to vote, America? If we work together we can vote Trump outta the White House...into the poor house...then to the big house! #TrumpTaxReturns

Yes, just as much as philandering impacted his standing with his religious base.

If he only keeps one promise, let’s hope this is the one.

It will never get old hearing people wonder why Latinos in Florida vote Republican and Latinos in Texas vote Democrat. White wealthy Cubans that fled land redistribution under Castro are different from indigenous folks that fled destitute countries crushed by neoliberalism.

Yay. More consoles for scalpers to horde with their teams and their bots.

Cops shot and killed a suspected felon in south Minneapolis. Here we go again...

I just saw a guy take a pull from a Windex bottle at a house parry on the south side. #longfellowstrong #istillusehashtags

Non-boomers call this Angular